bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

Do you remember the way the girls
would call out “love you!”
conveniently leaving out the “I”
as if they didn’t want to commit
to their own declarations.

And I agree that the “I” is a pretty heavy concept.

David Berman, Self Portrait at 28  (via le-entracte)

Got the sunshine on my shoulders 
Got a fistful of four leaf clovers 
Yeah my cup runneth over 
My sky is blue 
Been kissed by Lady Luck, 
The stars are all lined up, 
Every arrow that I aim is true 
But I miss you

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

itszeldafitz:

humansofnewyork:

"Back in Greece, your circle of friends grows larger and larger as you go through life. In America, the circle mostly shrinks or stays the same size.""Why do you think that is?""Time. Nobody has time here. It seems that every time you make a new friend, another friend has grown too busy or moved away."

acc-ur-ate.

itszeldafitz:

humansofnewyork:

"Back in Greece, your circle of friends grows larger and larger as you go through life. In America, the circle mostly shrinks or stays the same size."
"Why do you think that is?"
"Time. Nobody has time here. It seems that every time you make a new friend, another friend has grown too busy or moved away."

acc-ur-ate.

castiellecc:

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

castiellecc:

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.

The best advice I’ve ever received. (via weremadetoopretty)

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense